Yesterday WNYC presented a cool map that broke down neighborhoods by most popular dog names and breeds, but in their dogged attempts to catalog the names of their canine overlords, they ignored the most important statistics on dogs available: where they’re pooping. Or more specifically, where their owners aren’t cleaning up their poop and infuriating their neighbors.
We’ve noticed a considerable amount of poop throughout Long Island City, and often it’s the same sidewalk and same dog (yeah, we can tell). There may be 40 complaints for dog waste in LIC, but I’m sure many many more don’t receive any complaints.
Please curb your dog, otherwise we’ll be forced to hire mottocrottes (like in Paris) to vacuum the streets in LIC.