A recent article in the New York Times talks about a VIP section for people who want a front row seat to watch the Fourth of July fireworks display on the Hudson River next week (yeah, we got screwed again). The Hudson River Park will be charging $200 per person for these VIP seats (surprise! they’re broke too!) where they will have access to food and music.
We here at LIC Spot would like to propose VIP seats to watch the fireworks display for HALF the price. That’s right. We are officially selling VIP seats for only $100 to watch the top half of the fireworks display from an undisclosed building top on Center Blvd. If you can’t afford this price, don’t worry. We are also offering $10 seats for a strictly auditory experience of the fireworks display, right down on the LIC waterfront. It’s our way of saying “thank you” to all of the politics that went into losing the fireworks display from the East River.
Happy Crappy Fourth!